What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?